Whew. This baby is really flying by. I feel like I got here five minutes ago, and in fact it's been two days. That's the thing about conference living, when you fully engage, it's like working 16 hour shifts. Only with beer.
I've kind of hit my food stride, foraging for nuts and berries in the morning, then hunting down an animal for dinner. Not really, but it kind of feels like that. For example, yesterday I had a big fruit cup and a bagel from one of those odd food stations in the convention center. I was running a little late, and when I picked up the coffee cup and filled it, I was faced with a terrible decision, one I may make into a movie called "Jim's Choice." There were big aluminum urns of non-fat and whole milk. But the half and half was in those little thimbles. Should I take ten minutes and open the nine thimbles required to meet my personal half and half requirements, or opt for the much quicker but much sadder use of regular milk. As I pondered this problem, I remembered how those little thimbles usually explode upon opening, often squirting cream on my shirt. I had a big day at HOD which would include reaching out to my fellow delegates regarding my run for office there. This was not time for milk stains. I knew what had to be done. I had to use the whole milk.
And so I did.
For lunch, I sold out to the man and went to Starbucks and got a Cobb Salad, which probably had about twice the calories of a double-bacon-cheeseburger, but at least it had lettuce. It was darned good! I washed it down with one of those ridiculous vitamin water things, picked up another fruit cup, and I was set for the rest of the day.
Speaking of fruit cups, fruit can become like gold at conferences. Back in my seat in the House of Delegates as we prepared to resume testimony, I dug in to the treasure trove of life-giving goodness, made even more valuable in the high-priced food desert of the convention center. A fellow HOD delegate walked by, paused, looked longingly at my fruit cup, and asked "where did you find that?" I told her where, noting that it was not far. She smiled sadly and moved on. And I will regret until the day I leave this earth that I did not just give it to her. Or maybe just until I leave Boston. But it was open and I figured she would not want my cooties. But still I should have offered.
Next: learn about my trip to the Brazilian Steak House, where handsome young men in ties sprint through the restaurant carrying giant spears of sizzling meat and knives.